Oooh! Did I just find a birthday party to crash here?!?
*sets down a large satchel, opens it* Hmm... what can I contribute here?
*reaches in, brings out party hats, tosses one to laura ann, another to chris, sets one on own head, and lays the rest on the table*
What else, what else... let's see... Ah! *rummages around, pulls out some party favors, streamers, confetti poppers, a disco ball, two turntables, some records, a DJ, a big bowl of punch, another big bowl of punch (spiked), cups, plates, utensils, and assorted snacks*
Guys, give me a hand here, would you? *reaches down in to the satchel until only a pair of legs is sticking out* I... just... about... got it...
*pops up with an enormous cake with alternate layers of angel's food and devil's food, covered and filled with decadent chocolate fudge icing and dotted with multicolored sprinkles, complete with an indiscernible number of lighted candles on top; around the sides, in neon pink frosting, are the words, "Happy Birthday, Chris!"*
Oh. Almost forgot... *lifts out a tiny, gift-wrapped box* This is for you, Chris. Happy birthday, man.
*runs down the hall to tell everyone about the party*
Chris 
